David and Victoria Beckham discussing David’s anxiety over his upcoming appearance on Parkinson, the famous British interview show, in 2000.
Victoria: Don’t say that, because you make yourself sound stupid, and you’re really not. David: I am stupid. Victoria: You’re not stupid! David: Everyone thinks I’m stupid, so – Victoria: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean that you are stupid…. They’re all ugly.
get yourself a soulmate as ride-or-die as posh.
They’ve been married almost 18 years. They really are goals.
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
dorian hid that painting but I bet y'all if he’d just hung it in his living room and been like “oh yeah I get someone to come in and paint it to be slightly more gruesome every night” and everybody woulda been like “I believe you you dramatic bitch”
dorian, completely serious over a glass of wine, hand trembling: this painting is the literal decay of my soul. this painting is all my sinful anguish and moral depravity
literally anyone who knew him longer than 5 minutes:
The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures
If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
